So next, after workin' the streets wit his crew, little bitch boy come back, lookin' all older an' jacked-up, and ask the motherfuckin' tree for a goddamn crib. I thought so." And she shoulda held up there, but - no - this tree gets all fuckin' benevolent and be, like, "Well, I got mad apples you can go hustle on the streets." So this ass-faced prick just, like, boosts all these goddamn apples an' leaves this tree with, like, its weave all out an' shit.
Well, the tree is all, like, "I ain't got no cash, bitch. So this little punk-ass bitch come up on the tree - this is a motherfuckin' tree, hear? - and ask her fo' some g's. Ever'thin' fine for a while, y'all, with the lil' prick all gettin' up in there an' sayin' to the tree, "Yeah, you know you mah bitch," but then all of a sudden, this jumped-up prick go through puberty, get his chia on or some such shit, and so he's off screwin' the skank-ass bitches on the block all damn day and can't spare one motherfuckin' minute for this poor old tree who waitin' for him and lookin' all motherfuckin' sad an' droopy an' shit.
The Giving Tree is the straight-up wack story of how this selfish little ass-faced prick kicks it with this full-on saintly tree. Okay, this some motherfuckin' fucked-up shit right here. He also contested the 1983 general election, standing as an Independent Conservative in the Spelthorne constituency on a platform of opposition to fox hunting.HEY, KIDS AND SHEL SILVERSTEIN FANS! COME OVER HERE AND READ THIS! To date, Adams' best-known work has sold over 50 million copies world-wide, earning him more than all his other books put together.Īs of 1982, he was President of the RSPCA. Watership Down has become a modern classic and won both the Carnegie Medal and the Guardian Children's Fiction Prize in 1972.
When Watership Down was finally published, it sold over a million copies in record time in both the United Kingdom and the United States. It took two years to write and was rejected by thirteen publishers. He originally began telling the story of Watership Down to his two daughters, Juliet and Rosamund, and they insisted he publish it as a book. Since 1974, following publication of his second novel, Shardik, he has been a full-time author. He was a senior civil servant who worked as an Assistant Secretary for the Department of Agriculture, later part of the Department of the Environment, from 1948 to 1974. He took the degree of Bachelor of Arts in 1948 and of Master of Arts in 1953. He received a class B discharge enabling him to return to Worcester to continue his studies for a further two years (1946-48). In 1940 Adams joined the British Army, in which he served until 1946. On 3 September 1939 Neville Chamberlain announced that the United Kingdom was at war with Germany. In 1938 he went up to Worcester College, Oxford to read Modern History. From 1933 until 1938 he was educated at Bradfield College.
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